Also, I was stupid enough to buy matzah crackers that were made with Egg matzah. MARK THAT ON THE FRONT. Not in small letters on the side, but in very clear large letters so I know not to buy it. Egg matzah, in the Ashkenazic tradition, are meant to be only eaten by those who are elderly or unable to eat normal matzah.
Nevertheless, Pesach has been treating me very well. We have been going out to meals and everyone has been fawning over tiny Chaim Yosef, calling him delicious and yummy. Only in frumkeit do I hear this description.