just got this e-mail with the subject line "I am looking for somebody maybe its you"

"Im woman. I have a black hair with pale shimmering. My eyes is yellow like topaz. I am medium height. I have beautiful neck. My hair is medium straight. I live in a big city. I work in health care. I like to watch films. Representations in the theater. I like horseback riding . I like sea. If you talk about me I am funny panther. Most of all in men I value courage. When I noticed you theater. right agreed : must. Because I can be for you a loving friend if you want. I'm call me come to me."

You lost me at "its." I can't be with a person that confuses its and it's.

Tags: spam
feeling: : amused