Some drunk bum called me an f'ing yuppie. Ahm, right. First off, wrong generation. Second, I can barely afford my rent / other expenses. If I give to everyone that asks, I'll soon be begging too. In short, kiss it. I give plenty to charity. Of course, I said none of this. I did say, "You want to say that again? Huh?" That's when I realized he must have been dead drunk - he walked off in a stupor. Weird.