gordond (gordond) wrote,

Sometimes I Think Nobody Reads This.

Banana squash! Oxberry wranglers wrestling mash fortified with bananas! Rodney was one of the fortified wranglers and he knew a good thing when it was right in his face, but never any other time. That was a problem that he regularly faced. He also had difficulty in using the toilet because he loved reading books and when he started one, he didn't want to put it down until he was finished which meant that he occupied the WC for up to ten hours at a time. People thought that he had IBS or RBIBS but actually he had JCPTBDS - Just can't Put The Book Down Syndrome.

Broccoli! It was green and lovable and you could steam it all night long but you know what? Broccoli says, "Don't Steam Me!"

Cukes and Nukes. Cukes and Nukes. Flukes and rebukes about new fangled boots. Cukes and Nukes. Cukes and Nukes.

Masterpiece Theater. It worked because the theater was based on masterpieces. Masterpiece Theater is sort of like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.

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