Broccoli! It was green and lovable and you could steam it all night long but you know what? Broccoli says, "Don't Steam Me!"
Cukes and Nukes. Cukes and Nukes. Flukes and rebukes about new fangled boots. Cukes and Nukes. Cukes and Nukes.
Masterpiece Theater. It worked because the theater was based on masterpieces. Masterpiece Theater is sort of like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.