Ever since I was a kid I have hated the feeling that I have upset my friends - any of my friends. Even when it turns out that I didn't upset them, the time period between when I think that I upset them and find out that I'm just making things bad in my mind sucks.
So I think I may have upset a friend of mine through a comment.
If I have, I'm sorry for being a bag of douche.
If not, then you can have a good laugh and consider this like kitniyos during Pesach - you can own it but not actually use it.
That made no sense.
I don't like being a chametz friend. You know, the kind you have to sell and not derive benefit from for 8 days, lest I become permanently assur.