Mabel: The cable's out, too. See if you can find some information online using our Comcast high speed connection!
Jen: Great idea. *click click* Huh? Network not available? Have you reset the modem?
Mabel: Yeah, only two lights blinking instead of almost all of them!
Jen: How am I going to level my shadow priest now?
Mabel: Why do we pay $200 a month for this again?