gordond (gordond) wrote,

Just the good ol' boys....

Sometimes I wish my life were more like the Dukes of Hazzard.

Then I realize I wouldn't like going without my shirt on for long periods of time.

Also I think I would wreck the General Lee within a day or two of driving it from nervous habits that don't mesh well with being pursued by Boss Hogg.

To sum up: Dukes of Hazzard with Gordon would be exactly one episode long and it would have a less than happy ending.

Also, it would have Admiral Akbar yelling, "It's a trap!" at some point.
Tags: television

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