I have left my cap off for most of Shabbos since I did a horrendous job of mixing up the cement erev Shabbos and so my cap ended up falling off again. On the plus side I now have an appointment to see a new dentist on Monday morning at around 7:30. G-d willing it will be mostly covered by my insurance. Otherwise, why do I bother to pay them every month for something they refer to as "dental insurance"?
I don't have any motivation to go out and interact with other human beings so long as I look like the butt of a Jeff Foxworthy joke.