Thanks jen for that link. The game makes the poor lad a bit rounder than the actor appears to be from photographs.
Follow this long url for my very own scene in EastEnders here.
Notice that the url basically fills all of the variables for the script so you can change the dialogue and make it as dirty as you wish. How mean of you to make me write like that. Don't! :) I notice it doesn't work so well in firefox so internet exploder it is.