girl : i challenge you to a dual.
boy : a challenge, eh? i see you have jirachi.
girl : yes, but i have deoxys.
boy : do you think you can beat me with your deoxys? my wartortle has 250 hit points.
girl : i submit a challenge.
boy : what are the conditions of this duel? what do you duel me for?
girl : i duel you for your HEART!
boy : well you know, all is fair in love and pokemon.
