gordond (gordond) wrote,
gordond
gordond

how to make bitter coffee taste better.

1.step outside.
2.smoke a cigarette.
3.come back inside
4.notice the difference.

either it was that or the salmon / rice i had for lunch. but i really remember that coffee tasting horrible before and it tastes just fine now. so unless someone snuck into the office during my lunch break and mixed in something... special, it was one of those two things.

overheard outside : "McDonalds is cheaper". yes. but that's only up until you have your first heart attack.
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